New Year Same Asshole Funny New Year Hoodie
White / S
$52.99
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Product Type: Hooded Sweatshirt
Theme/Features: A bold, irreverent New Year graphic featuring the phrase “New Year, Same Asshole,” with colorful party-inspired artwork. It brings a dry, unapologetic sense of humor to the annual resolutions-and-countdowns routine.
Target Audience: Sarcastic partygoers, unapologetic introverts, and anyone who prefers honest humor over forced New Year optimism.
Occasions: New Year’s Eve parties, New Year’s Day brunches, countdown gatherings, and the first coffee of the year when absolutely nothing has changed.
The champagne is popped, the glitter is everywhere, and your personality remains delightfully consistent. This cozy hooded sweatshirt says it plainly: new calendar, same attitude. Pull it on for a late-night countdown, a lazy New Year’s morning, or a laugh with friends who appreciate their celebrations with a little bite. The bold graphic and playful party details make it an easy conversation starter, while the warm fleece blend keeps the post-midnight chill at bay.
The classic fit feels relaxed without looking sloppy. A double-lined hood, adjustable drawstring, and kangaroo pouch add everyday comfort, whether you’re heading out to celebrate or recovering on the couch afterward.
Product features
- 50% cotton and 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric with a soft feel and cozy warmth
- Adjustable, color-matched drawstring hood with a durable double lining
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for keeping hands warm
- Classic fit with tear-away label and seamless tubular-knit construction for comfortable wear
- Available with DTF, DTG, or embroidered decoration options, depending on placement
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
New Year Same Asshole Funny New Year Hoodie
$52.99
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Theme/Features: A bold, irreverent New Year graphic featuring the phrase “New Year, Same Asshole,” with colorful party-inspired artwork. It brings a dry, unapologetic sense of humor to the annual resolutions-and-countdowns routine.
Target Audience: Sarcastic partygoers, unapologetic introverts, and anyone who prefers honest humor over forced New Year optimism.
Occasions: New Year’s Eve parties, New Year’s Day brunches, countdown gatherings, and the first coffee of the year when absolutely nothing has changed.
The champagne is popped, the glitter is everywhere, and your personality remains delightfully consistent. This cozy hooded sweatshirt says it plainly: new calendar, same attitude. Pull it on for a late-night countdown, a lazy New Year’s morning, or a laugh with friends who appreciate their celebrations with a little bite. The bold graphic and playful party details make it an easy conversation starter, while the warm fleece blend keeps the post-midnight chill at bay.
The classic fit feels relaxed without looking sloppy. A double-lined hood, adjustable drawstring, and kangaroo pouch add everyday comfort, whether you’re heading out to celebrate or recovering on the couch afterward.
Product features
- 50% cotton and 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric with a soft feel and cozy warmth
- Adjustable, color-matched drawstring hood with a durable double lining
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for keeping hands warm
- Classic fit with tear-away label and seamless tubular-knit construction for comfortable wear
- Available with DTF, DTG, or embroidered decoration options, depending on placement
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed